Our club recently had a former member return. This returning member left prior to my joining the club, so this was the first time I got to interact with him. He was commenting on my Galaxy Rangers t-shirt, and of course, the conversation went on to geek subjects. Meanwhile, his tween daughter was studying me.

Her: Are you a cowboy? Note: I was wearing jeans, t-shirt, cover shirt, and my Stetson.

Me: Why do you think I’m a cowboy?

Her: Well, you have that hat.

Me: I just like the hat.

Her: Then why are you standing that way?

Returning Member: It’s probably more comfortable on his back.

Me (to myself): Do not mention that it’s because of the pistol on my hip.

Me (out loud): Yeah, that’s right.

Her: Well, I still think you’re a cowboy.