Just some turns of phrase recently that I want to chronicle. First from the day job.

Colleague: This is the best acronym for a group ever – Monitoring and Analytics Governance, Integration, and Consolidation (MAGIC)!

Me: Would their meetings be called MAGIC: The Gathering?

This was uttered after watching some truly astounding traffic antics.

Me: If you make me use my tourniquet because you’re a fucking moron, I’m going to be a mite bit annoyed.