You remember that first music album you got that wasn’t kids music? The one that showed you were listening to “real” music? Yeah. Mine was Quiet Riot’s “Metal Health”. I still remember my parents telling me not to sing it while listening to it on headphones, because we were at my grandparents.

Which, the Book of Face helpfully informed me was released forty years ago this month.

There are days I am violently reminded that the 80’s is not twenty years ago.