A local clown who managed to get herself elected to the House of Reps (because they can smell their own?) proved why we needed not only a Declaration of Independence from the old giver , but a Bill Of Rights for the new one.

I’m also worried that someone who is frightened by people making fun of them online is a Congress-critter. Because they make such great laws when they’re frightened (cough, PATRIOT Act, cough).

So, to Miss Rhinestone Cowgirl, let me make this clear:

You’re stupid and your momma dressed you funny for so long your confused about real style.

Oh, and fuck you very much.