The Wife has stated on multiple occasions that she hates competing against me at Toastmasters. At our last meeting, the club president ambushed – I mean, asked – if The Wife and I would be evaluators for the two speakers. She agreed without realizing we would be competing against each other. So, you can imagine how pleased she was when she won Best Evaluator.

And how did my blushing bride of less than a month express her glee? By turning to me, brandishing her ribbon, and in front of the club, declared “Suck It!”

It was fucking hilarious! I love my wife.