Because our day just isn’t complete without her brand of commentary.

For your examination, Tam’s comments on the MSM’s hyperventilating on the “armed” White House intruder:

A Spyderco pocket knife… “He’s from Texas, honey,” I yelled at the television, startling the cats, “That’s not ‘armed’, that’s ‘dressed’, you island-dwelling herbivore!”

Jesus, you cud-chewing Eloi, how do you people open packages? With your teeth, like an animal?