Ward Manor Happenings – 06.11.26

Recovery Happenings – The Wife’s recovery from knee replacement goes apace. She’s been walking more on her own without aid of cane or walker. She goes out two or three times and walks up and down our street – or at least part of it. It helps that she can have a bit of a stubborn streak, which pushes her to do more and more.

Day Job Happenings – I, unfortunately, needed to go back to work. We have a few major projects going on outside of my normal duties that I’ve been dragged into. The “perks” of being good at your job, I guess. The day job has given me an RA to work from home while The Wife recovers. Which, with gas prices, is helping. Particularly since we’ve needed to purchase a bunch of stuff we weren’t expecting. One thing I picked up was a Soundcore Select 4 Go portable Bluetooth speaker. Why? Because I’m working upstairs while The Wife is recovering downstairs. We have Echoes so she can call me if she needs me. However, that means I can’t use my normal headphones. And the Echoes suck for spoken word. The Soundcore is pretty decent for listening to podcasts and audiobooks, and for listening to the band I’m currently binging (don’t worry, it will show up on Metal Tuesday – might have to do a full month of them).

Grandniece Happenings – The Wife’s niece is working on a certification, and needs to use The Wife’s office and computer. Which means The Grandniece tags along. She is a ball of energy. I tried burning off some of that by taking her to the local playground. She complains that I make her walk the two blocks to the playground, but it’s all part of my nefarious plan to burn energy. The Grandniece also got to get a close look at some of the wildlife as we had a sandhill crane hang around for most of the day. The bird is bigger than she is, but she was fascinated by it. On another note, the grandniece, being a child of the twenty-first century, is always wanting to play with our phones or tablets. Since Amazon was running specials leading up to their Prime Days, we scored an Amazon Kids Fire Tablet for her to play with. I intend to let her play with it with limits on screen time. She was already annoyed when I put it away because we were eating dinner and wouldn’t give it back. It’s going to be a learning process.

Sandwich Happenings – One of the big discussions we have is lunch on the weekends. Generally we want something easy to put together and doesn’t take long. Anywhoo, we were in Hobby Lobby doing yarn stocking up before The Wife’s surgery and I saw a Hello Kitty sandwich press. It reminded me of an old sandwich press that Mom had back when I was in my teens. Hrm…. I checked on Amazon and got an updated version. So far, it’s been good for weekends or when I don’t have a lunch ready.

Art Happenings – During our various trips to Hobby Lobby to mainly get yarn, we ended up with a couple of “artistic” Star Wars wall pictures. It took us a bit to figure out exactly where we were going to put them. Finally found places upstairs for them. Well, one is technically upstairs, but it’s in the stairwell.

Stop Touching It…

There was a news story floating around last week of a man who shot himself in the groin when he was adjusting his gun in a Walmart.

The reports say the gun was holstered, which makes me what kind of holster he was wearing. I suspect it was a cheap or defective. Or both.

At any rate, the first thing is, as Tam has said in the past, stop touching your holstered weapon.

This is a good time to review what makes a good holster. And Girl And A Gun has a great info graphic, as well as pretty good article. RTWT.

Promise to the Magic Heart – Chapter 32

I’m often asked how we survived our journey to rescue the Crystal Blood when we were often outnumbered by our enemies. Most of the time, it was Hero Volker who noticed we were about to walk into an ambush. There would be some tiny clue that anyone else would miss. A leaf on the trail. A scent that didn’t belong. A sound that wasn’t native to the land. Ela was our tactician when we were laying ambushes, but Kurt was the one who found those laid for us. I asked him many times why he was so proficient. He never answered me. His silence made more sense upon our return to Lisandra, and I stumbled onto the rumors of his younger years. I could never confirm his involvement with dwarven independence, and I would never jeopardize my friendship with rude questions. – Colonel Pallus Parn, lecture at Imperial War Academy

KURT

Kurt crouched behind some rubble as the Purists fired another volley. Musket balls whipped around him. From the screams of pain, some of the deadly little metal balls found Capitol Army soldiers. Major Agnelli stood up and fired at the Purists. The senior ranger was nowhere near as fast as Rin, but his aim was just as deadly. The street filled with the gray, foul-smelling smoke as the Capitol Army soldiers unleashed their own volley at the Purists. As the smoke cleared, Kurt saw the Purists retreating. The Capitol Army soldiers advanced up another street.

“What’s wrong Hero Volker?” Major Agnelli asked.

“Is it just me, or are the Purists a bit too organized in their retreat? Especially doing so in the face of the sudden return of the army?” Kurt asked. The major pondered while the pair jogged behind a Capitol Army platoon.

“That could be training. After all, the Edess Kul is supposed to be very good,” Major Agnelli answered as he crouched down. The Purists and Capitol Army soldiers were forming lines for another skirmish. He waited as Agnelli took aim and fired. A Purist slumped to the ground. If the elves learn anything from this battle, Kurt hoped it was how even more deadly the humans were since they fought during the Reclamation War. From everything Kurt gleaned from the previous day’s fighting, the rangers killed many times their own number.

“The way this battle is going is bothering me. Like we’re missing something.”

“You think they’re laying a trap?” the major asked as he reloaded his rifle.

“They gave up their forward positions too easily,” Kurt answered, “They could have turned those building into gristmills for the army. Instead, they pulled back with very little fighting.”

“Your Capitol Army raked those buildings with several volleys of canister before sending in their own troops,” Agnelli pointed out, “That does tend to take the fight out of most men.”

“Soldiers, yes. Levies, definitely. Fanatics? From my own experience, they are rarely so easily dislodged,” Kurt said. The major mulled over the dwarf’s words.

“You may have a point,” Agnelli said as he fed another cartridge into the rifle. “You need to tell Colonel Parn your suspicions. Maybe he’s seeing something from his vantage point that we can’t from down here. I will go forward and investigate on my own.” The two men shook hands before separating.

Dwarves, despite their stocky builds, were fast runners. They didn’t have the long gaits of elves or humans, but they could pump their legs like the pistons of a human steam engine – fast and unstoppable. It was a trait the dwarves used to great advantage when the elves invaded their homelands. If the dwarves weren’t outnumbered by an order of magnitude, they might have thrown the elves out instead of just fighting them to a standstill. One of the legacies from the War of Annexation was elven soldiers learned to get out of the way of a running dwarf. Cries to clear a path echoed as Kurt sprinted up the street to the Aponte Wall. It was at the immense crystal structure where Kurt was brought to a halt by Selene.

“What in the Goddess’s Grace are you doing here Kurt?” Selene asked.

“I need to talk with Pallus. I think the army is walking into a trap.” Selene led him to a wooden gate arch. It looked remarkably like the one Selene used to bring them to Lisandra. From the pulsing crackles under the gate, it was active.

“When did this arch go up?”

“Robar and I put it up this morning. This will take you to Eldar Court,” Selene explained. “It’s too far for messengers to run between the Crystal Palace and the Aponte Wall. Be careful when coming out so you don’t knock down any of the army’s runners.” Kurt nodded and trotted through the gate. He swallowed hard as his stomach twisted from the rough gate magic. Getting his bearings, Kurt screamed at the army personnel around him to get out of his way. Even after years of being in the elven lowlands, Kurt still had the muscle memory for furious climbing. The guards at the top of the Gold Spire leapt out of the way as he charged into the Observatory. Nearly a dozen frowning faces turned to look at him as Kurt skidded to a stop.

“Why are you here, Kurt?” Pallus asked, pulling the dwarf off to the side. “You’re supposed to be assisting the army down there.”

“Pallus, the Purists are leading the army into a trap. I can feel it,” Kurt said. Pallus pressed his mouth into a thin line.

“I need your opinion,” Pallus said. He pulled Kurt over to a viewing crystal. Pallus pointed at the Purists’ camp east of the city. The Purists were building a wooden tower. Kurt swept the crystal to the other camps. Similar structures were also under construction.

“Pulling back so they can grind the army against those?” Kurt asked.

“They look too fragile to be fortifications. I doubt they would be able to stand up to cannon fire. Maybe the Purists have some new weapon requiring those structures.”

“If that was the case, why wait until now?” Kurt asked.

“I don’t know,” Pallus answered, “I advised the general we need a closer look at them. The general doesn’t think they’re important enough to waste resources investigating them.”

“So, what do you need?” Kurt asked.

“Could you take a closer look at one of those?” Pallus asked. “I have a similar suspicion that the Purists are about to spring a trap, but I need more to take to General Lopanes.”

“I wish Rin was here. He would be better for that,” Kurt said under his breath as he looked out at the city.

“As much as it pains me to admit it, I wish he was here as well,” Pallus said. “Unfortunately, we must work with what we have, not what we wish we had. Excuse me.” Pallus walked over to the group of staff officers. Kurt walked over to the map of Lisandra spread out over a large table. Red and green wood blocks marked the Purist and Capitol Army positions. He studied the map for several minutes trying to decide the best route to one of the Purist constructions.

“May I offer a suggestion, Hero Volker?” Kurt looked up to see one of the Republican officers standing next to him. The man was older with more white in his hair than black. For all the wrinkles, the man’s brown eyes were sharp.

“Of course,” Kurt answered. “You are?”

“Colonel Umbretti, formerly of the Twelfth Legion. I overheard your discussion with the colonel. If I was asked to investigate those towers, I would go to the docks. From there, I could take a ship across Lisandra Bay to this tower.” The colonel tapped the main Purist encampment. Kurt pondered the suggestion.

“What about these cliffs?” Kurt asked, pointing at the maps. “Climbing those would be difficult.”

“Why would you need to climb those cliffs?” Umbretti asked. “Whatever those structures are, they can’t be good. I would just confirm they aren’t some kind of hospital and then ask the ship’s captain to destroy them with cannon fire.” Kurt’s eyes went wide as he fully understood what the human was offering.

“Those aren’t just merchant ships, are they?” Kurt asked.

“Per the Treaty of Friendship and Trade, the Mareian Republic cannot bring commissioned warships into Lisandra Bay without the express permission of the Diet,” Umbretti answered with a sly smile. It reminded Kurt of the smiles Rin used as a child when he was up to no good.

“Of course, those merchantmen in your harbor may also be naval auxiliaries. Just in case there’s a repeat of the Night of Fire and Blood.” Umbretti’s eyes twinkled dangerously. Umbretti slid a slip of paper to Kurt.

“This is very generous,” Kurt said, reading the note.

“The Republic has always considered itself a friend to the dwarven people. Even if we couldn’t always provide tangible proof,” the colonel said. The human officer walked back over to the elven staff officers as Kurt hurried back down the stairs.

Ward Manor Happenings – 06.04.26

Surgery Happenings – On Monday, The Wife went in to have the first of her knees replaced. We were impressed with the kindness and professionalism of the nurses at the hospital. They explained how things should flow, provided helpful advice, and worked diligently to get us home expeditiously. The nice thing about knee replacement is it’s now same-day surgery. Okay, it was a long day, but we were home that afternoon. And I got to watch a bunch of anime while waiting.

I did find it amusing that when they brought me back to help get The Wife, one of the nurses commented on my T-shirt. “Oh, how nice, it says ‘Peaceful’.” Look down. Um, yeah, it’s the logo for Serenity. Apparently, the nurse was not a Browncoat.

Recovery Happenings – Once we got home, we got The Wife ensconced in the bedroom with her leg elevated and iced. She was diligent with doing her PT exercises and taking her meds. She was also diligent with doing her “laps” around the second floor loft when she had to get up. She pushed herself a lot more than I think I would have.

The next morning the home health nurse came by and checked everything. We finally got a look at the scar.


I was happy when the home health nurse thanked me for helping with The Wife, because the nurse saw so many husbands who refused to help their wives post-surgery. The PT came later and ran her through some exercises. She’s working hard, but it’s been rough.

Civ 7 Happenings – With the latest updates, I’m trying out the game again. I think this is a case of playing until I just get used to it. Fortunately, it’s also on Apple Arcade, so I’ve also been playing on my iPad. I hate feeling so lost as there are so many new concepts and how things work, but I’m hoping I’ll pick it up. I may switch back and forth for a while.

Start of Storm Season

I’m hoping we have a similar storm season as last year with no tropicals impacting Ward Manor’s Area of Operations. My instincts are saying we have a busy year after a quiet year. In general, Ward Manor is doing okay for storm preps. In as much as we have the basics for food and water and power, and I might have to supplement if we have refugees like we did last time. We have the portable ACs, the additional mounting hardware for our window screens, and the air mattresses for everyone.

Ward Manor likes our local weatherman Dennis Phillips’ attitude towards storms.

And this is a good list of preps to do when it looks like the storm is coming.

  1. Charge any device that provides light. Laptops, tablets, cameras, video cameras, and old phones. Old cell phones can still used for dialing 911. Charge external battery backups. (Glow sticks also provide light for a few hours. Stand them upright in a glass or jar to make a lantern.)
  2. Wash all trash cans, big and small, and fill them with water for flushing toilets. Line outdoor trash cans with trash bags, fill them with water and store them in the garage. Add bleach to sterilize.
  3. Fill every tub and sink with water. Cover sinks with Saran Wrap to keep it from collecting dust. Fill the washing machine and leave the lid up to store water.
  4. Fill old empty water bottles and other containers with water and keep them near sinks for washing hands.
  5. Fill every Tupperware with water and store it in the freezer. These will help keep food cold longer and serve as a backup water supply.
  6. Fill drinking cups with water and cover with Saran Wrap. Store as many as possible in the fridge. You can store the rest on the counter and use it before opening any water bottles. Ice is impossible to find after the storm.
  7. Reserve fridge space for storing tap water and keep the sealed water bottles on the counter.
  8. Cook any meats in advance and other perishable foods. You can freeze cooked food. Hard boil eggs for snacks for the first day without power.
  9. Be well hydrated before the storm hits and avoid salty foods that make you dehydrated.
  10. Wash all dirty clothes and bed sheets. Anything dirty will smell without the A/C, you may need the items, and with no A/C, you’ll be sweating a lot. You’re going to want clean sheets.
  11. Toss out any expired food, clean cat litter boxes, and empty all trash cans in the house, including bathrooms. Remove anything that will cause an odor when the A/C is off. If you don’t have a trash day pickup before the storm, find a dumpster.
  12. Bring in any yard decor, secure anything that will fly around, secure gates, bring in hoses, potted plants, etc. Bring in patio furniture and grills.
  13. Clean your environment so you have clear, easy escape routes. Even if that means temporarily moving furniture to one area.
  14. Scrub all bathrooms so you are starting with a clean odor-free environment. Store water-filled trash cans next to each toilet for flushing.
  15. Place everything you own that is important and necessary in a backpack or small file box that is easy to grab. Include your wallet with ID, phone, hand sanitizer, snacks, etc. Get plastic sleeves for important documents.
  16. Make sure you have cash on hand.
  17. Stock up on pet food and fill up bowls of water for pets.
  18. Refill any medications. Most insurance companies allow for 2 emergency refills per year.
  19. Fill your propane tanks. You can heat soup cans, boil water, make coffee, and other stuff besides just grilling meat. Get an extra, if possible.
  20. Drop your A/C in advance and lower temperatures in your fridges.
  21. Gather all candles, flashlights, lighters, matches, batteries, and other items and keep them accessible.
  22. Clean all counters in advance. Start with a clean surface. Buy Clorox Wipes for cleaning when there is no power. Mop your floors and vacuum. If power is out for 10 days, you’ll have to live in the mess you started with.
  23. Pick your emergency safe place such as a closet under the stairs. Store the items you’ll need in that location for the brunt of the storm. Make a hand fan for when the power is out.
  24. Shower just before the storm is scheduled to hit.
  25. Keep baby wipes next to each toilet. Don’t flush them. It’s not the time to risk clogging your toilet!
  26. Run your dishwasher, don’t risk having dirty smelly dishes and you need every container for water! Remember you’ll need clean water for brushing your teeth, washing yourself, and cleaning your hands.
  27. Put a small suitcase in your car in case you decide to evacuate. Also, put at least one jug of water in your car. It will still be there if you don’t evacuate! Remember to pack for pets as well.
  28. Check on all family members, set up emergency backup plans, and check on elderly neighbors.
  29. Remember, pets are family too. Take them with you!
  30. Before the storm, unplug all electronics. There will be power surges during and after the storm.
  31. Gas up your car and have a spare gas container for your generator or your car when you run out.
  32. Use plastic cups and paper plates. You need water to wash dishes….
  33. Also if you run out of water tap your hot water heater it can have up to 30 gallons stored in there.
  34. Put water in balloons and store it in the freezer.
  35. If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown Flush it down!

I have a few addendums:

  1. Charge all those rechargeable batteries and phone charger packs.
  2. Get some of those five gallon buckets from the home improvement stores for water storage. Easier to move than trash cans full of water.
  3. Avoid fire indoors – including candles. It’s way too easy for fire to jump because of accidents.
  4. Test all of your battery-powered radios and flashlights ahead of time to make sure they’re working. This includes the flashlights on your weapons.
  5. Have go-bags for all residents with basic food, water, clothing, documents, and cash.
  6. If you are inclined, make sure your weapons are cleaned and in good operation.

Video Collection

A trio of videos that came across my transom and felt the need to share.

First, Hasbro is continuing their marketing push for the 40th anniversary of Transformers: The Movie with a revamped soundtrack. And they released the updated version of “The Touch.” Honestly, it’s not bad, but I prefer the original.

Second is a very funny song for my D&D/Pathfinder friends.

You have that friend that’s gone on to do some very nifty things? Yeah, Ben McSweeney is that friend for me. Here’s a good talk with Ben and his boss, Brandon Sanderson.