St. Augustine Happenings – Last weekend was The Wife’s and my annual pilgrimage to St. Augustine to celebrate our anniversary.
Of course, the fun started last Wednesday night when we came back from running some errands to find the HVAC wasn’t working. That was the bad news. The good news was that it seemed to be just a clog in the drain line. Annoying, but it’s life in Florida.
Thursday started with The Wife and I getting our annual eye exams. This wouldn’t be worth mentioning except both of us got our eyes dilated. Let’s just say, driving up with dilated eyes, even under my nice sunglasses, was interesting. There were a couple of things we tried out this year. One was bringing our collapsible wagon to help haul our stuff from the parking lot which is about a block or so from the B&B. The second is what we dubbed the “apartment bag.” In our travels, we often found ourselves without some basic necessities. Paper towels, wipes, other types of paper product. Both of these came in quite handy. The B&B we’ve stayed in for the last few years must have changed hands because there were some updates, including the change to keypads for all the rooms. Good, we didn’t have to keep track of a key. We were also in a new room. It was good in that it was on the first floor, but a lot of noise as it was off the main hall. The Wife was impressed with the bathroom faucet because it was one of those that looked like an old water pump. After the trip up, we just walked around near the fort before going to our favorite barbecue place for dinner.
Friday started off with our regular trip to the fort. We always go to the fort, and we got there pretty close to when they opened. They’ve done some updating of their exhibits in the last couple of years. I always recommend it. From there, we went to the “hat store” where I’ve been getting my hats for the last several years. This year, i wanted to get an actual “cowboy hat” instead of the more “fedora-ish” ones I’ve been wearing. I’ve also realized that I’m a Stetson brand-whore. I just prefer them. Fortunately, we found a couple of hats that fit my needs – one sandy-colored felt, and one white-colored straw. I ended up wearing the straw one for most of the trip. I did make the joke that it made me look more like a Texas Ranger.
From there, we walked around and visited our normal shops. Perhaps the most interesting interaction of the morning was when we went to this geek collectible shop. I’ve picked up some figures over the years, but this year, I was being very selective. I’m running out of space in my home office for the various figures I have already. Anywhoo, The Wife has this thing for Loungefly backpacks – particularly those of Hello Kitty, Disney, and most of all, Strawberry Shortcake. She found a Strawberry Shortcake backpack that interested her, and since I wasn’t getting anything, I encouraged her to buy it. It took a lot of encouragement for her to agree. Then when we got to the counter, the clerk helpfully showed off the “mini-backpacks” of the various Strawberry Shortcake characters. Well, damn it. Of course they needed to come home with us. Now The Wife and I have similar problems. She’s not sure where to put all of her backpacks, and I’m not sure where to put all my hats. The other fun anecdote was when we were in this shop that sells reproductions of 17th and 18th century items. We’ve picked up things from there over the years. This year, we were looking for a vase for The Wife. Anywhoo, somehow the clerk and I got into a discussion on the geography of southern accents. After a lunch of fish and chips, The Wife and I decided to have “creative time.” Our original plan was to set up near the fort, but there weren’t any good seating options. Fortunately, the B&B had some Adirondack chairs out front. The Wife crocheted while I worked on Part 2 of my isekai. Next year the plan is to bring this camp couch so we can do the same thing near the fort.
After creative time, we went to a new place for dinner. Okay, not really impressed – except for the PBJ shot that The Wife ordered. Both because she reported that it tasted exactly like a PBJ sandwich and it came in a tiny red solo cup. After dinner, we walked into a Prehistoric shop and came out with a couple of pretty rocks – and a brand-new Cobratech Out-The-Front pocketknife. Which, when I use the “OTF” acronym, The Wife commented it sounded like something that had its own OnlyFans account.
Saturday we decided to go to the Fountain of Youth since we hadn’t been in several years. Since it was less than a mile from the B&B, we decided to walk. It was a pleasant day which made the decision easier. Of course, what we were unaware of was that the local “No Kings” was holding their rally at the fort. As we were walking to the fountain, we were passed by protesters walking to the rally. I swear, most of them looked like AARP sent out a rallying cry. Eh, people have a right to protest.
The trip took a bit longer than expected and reinforced that we needed to get our treadmills and get back to the exercise routine. By the time we got there, the beginnings of a front were coming in. We walked around the grounds, I had to keep a hold of my hat so it wouldn’t blow off into the marshlands. We did get to see the matchlock display as well as explore the efficiencies of block and tackle. And peacocks. Lots of peacocks. Which I’m sure most of the tourists love, but I’ve lived near wild peacocks. Let’s just say that destroyed any illusions about them.
On the way back, we sort of ran into the No Kings protest. Okay, it wasn’t completely old people, but it was at least two-to-one. It was also a rowdy group that neither The Wife nor I wanted to be near. Protests can go sideways way too fast, so we did our best to GTFO. By this time, the front was definitely coming through. We knew it was going to be in the mid-sixties when we were packing. We didn’t expect a ten-degree wind chill as well. Let’s just say what was a pleasant day became uncomfortable. We had lunch at this little pizza / Italian place, and then walked to a nearby Starbucks so The Wife could try out one of their new drinks. We hit one of the chocolate places and went back to the B&B. We were planning on more creative time, but it was just too damn cold out.
As we were sitting in our room, we realized we’d done everything we wanted to do on this trip. We also realized we would rather sleep in our own beds. So, we packed up and headed back home. This gave us Sunday to relax, recoup, and do our various chores.









